To be so excited is human. To be so scared is divine.
Cereal Cannibalistic Tendencies
People ask why kids are out of control these days, and I believe it is because we allow demented things like this to be shown on television. THE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH is eating his own kind!!! And don’t even get me started on the licking himself for bait. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN??!?! Say what you will about sex and violence, but these are the types of subliminal messages we need to be more concerned about.
PS - Besides, Golden Grahams are the superior toasted square.
I am Toooshie: a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, coated with inscrutableness, rolled in implausibility, dipped in whimsy and dusted with sprinkles.



